I greet you in the Light. I am Seregil í Korit Solun Meringil of Rhíminee. *puts on a charming smile and bows* A pleasure to meet you all ( Read more... )

So, yeah. I'm Brooke Thompson. I just joined so I thought I'd poke my head in and say hi. So... hi! Not much to know about me... I've been in and out of foster homes for a while, currently in The Lakewood House. (Or Hell House, heh) At least I can play softball at school. I'm a pretty good pitcher. At least that's what my old gym teacher said. ( Read more... )

I would like to make an announcement:

If any of you here has seen a pair of red, sparkling shoes around, I would so very much appreciate it if you would return them to me. I lost them a number of years ago and they are of great significance to me. If you find them, please send them to Kiamo Ko, the enormous spooky foreboding medieval-looking ( Read more... )

I was directed here by a young lady who insists I have something to give to this community, and that this community might be just the distraction I need to balance business and normal life. I told her my Kareen was accomplishing that quite well, but would she listen? She seems to think I am obsessed with work. I grant there might be a tendency to ( Read more... )

( A Sneak's Work is Never Done )

I have at my disposal a trunk full of gold of various demoninations. Anyone wishing employment as an agent, apply with me for an interview and background check.

Will the scoundrel who stole my notebook please return it?

If it's done quickly, no penalties will be assessed.

All the members of this fine community should be aware that they are no longer safe when vulnerable and sleeping.

*coughs weakly*

Miss Hermione Granger is evidently mentally unstable, and has begun a worrying trend of dropping rocks on unsuspecting people napping innocently on sofas.

Be warned, my friends.

*coughs up blood*

Well, isn't this a new arena ( Read more... )